it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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