problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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