I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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