But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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