Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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