I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
