i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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