Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Pappa wants mamma naked
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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