We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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