the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
