I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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