He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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