none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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