don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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