I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
