I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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