just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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