she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sobbing to NWA
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
