I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
