Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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