Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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