the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm always down for nudity.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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