But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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