Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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