Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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