We won't sleep together?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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