She's JV to your varsity
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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