Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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