Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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