And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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