I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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