i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I touched a dick in church today
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize
