So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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