An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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