That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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