Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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