i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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