she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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