Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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