i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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