She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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