you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm getting married
To pizza
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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