the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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