I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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