Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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