Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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