I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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