We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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