8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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