I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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