She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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