So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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